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Quit your bitching—they’ve heard you already! You read Skinny Bitch and it totally rocked your world. Now you want to know, “What can I cook that’s good for me, but doesn’t taste like crap?” Well, lucky for you, the Bitches are on the case. Self-proclaimed pigs, Rory and Kim understand all too well: Life without lasagna isn’t a life worth living; chocolate cake is vital to our survival; and no one can live without mac ‘n cheese—no one. So can you keep to your SB standards and eat like a whale? Shit yeah, bitches. To prove it, Rory and Kim came up with some kick-ass recipes for every craving there is:

-Bitchin’ Breakfasts
-PMS (Pissy Mood Snacks)
-Sassy Soups and Stews
-Grown-up Appetizers
-Comfort Cookin’
-Hearty Ass Sandwiches
-Happy Endings (Desserts)

And a ton more! They are all so good (and easy to make) you’re gonna freak out. Seriously. What are you waiting for? Get your skinny ass in the kitchen!

Praise for Skinny Bitch

“A funny, foul-mouthed ode to adopting a vegan diet.”
—Dwight Garner, New York Times Book Review

“The authors are brazen ... They’re not trying to win popularity contests ... they just want healthy people.”
—Associated Press News Syndicate

“Ready to jump-start [the year] with an electric prod to the system? ... They tell it like it is, and without delicacy.”
—Chicago Sun Times

“There’s more solid advice in Skinny Bitch than in most diet and health books.”
—Bitch Magazine

“By no means for the faint hearted ... this is as hard hitting as it comes!”
—Hot Stars (UK)

“This diet book doesn’t sugar-coat what you have to do to lose weight.”
—Grazia

“It made me laugh ...”
—Marie Claire UK

“Sensible advice ...”
—Health & Fitness UK

“... an absolutely hilarious read ... refreshingly in-your-face funny.... What are you waiting for, you moron? Go buy this book!”
—Florida Today

“What makes this diet easy to swallow is the book’s tough-love attitude—part best-friend counsel, part drill-sergeant abuse and a dash of sailor mouth, wrapped in a pretty chick-lit package.”
—iVillage, Diet & Fitness

Extended Copyright Information

Copyright 2007 by Rory Freedman and Kim Barnouin.

All rights reserved under the Pan-American and International Copyright Conventions Printed in the United States.

Previously published by Running Press, a member of The Perseus Books Group.

This book may not be reproduced in whole or in part, in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including photocopying, recording, or by any information storage and retrieval system now known or hereafter invented, without written permission from the publisher.

About the Author

Rory Freedman, a former agent for Ford Models, is a self-taught know-it-all.

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Opening Lines (Experimental)

_To the truth-speakers and seekers who paved the way for us, For the health food pioneers who blazed a trail for us to follow, For our fellow foodies who love to eat as much as we do, And for all the newly hatched Skinny Bitches who asked for this book_.
_Namastè_.
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Copyright

Copyright 2007 by Rory Freedman and Kim Barnouin.

All Rights Reserved.