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1001 Dumbest Things Ever Said by Edited by Steven D. Price. Copyright 2004 by Steven D. Price. All rights reserved.
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1001 DUMBEST THINGS EVER SAID

Edited and with an Introduction by Steven D. Price


INTRODUCTION
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POLITICS

I've read about foreign policy and studied; I now know the number of continents.

--George Wallace, in his 1968 presidential campaign


Thanks for the poncho.

--Bill Clinton, when presented with the Romanian tricolor flag during a visit to that country


It has not worked. No one can say it has worked, so I decided we're either going to do what we said we're going to do with the UN, or we're going to do something else.

--Bill Clinton, on the UN operation in Bosnia


You know, if I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out. That's a good-looking mummy!

--Bill Clinton, referring to an excavated Inca mummy

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